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shrape most commonly refers to sh-rape, or a place baited with chaff or grain to entice birds.A less common use of this word, however, is shravan-rape, which is a form of annoyance or refering to a person who is REALLY REALLY REALLY INCOMPETENT AT DOING SPECIFIC TASKS: Mental, Physical and even METAPHYSICAL.
He's acting like a shrape right now, I know there is some modicum of intelligence in his noggin.
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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
Related Words

Harpered it

To clog a toilet in a hotel room
"Dude what's that smell"
"Dammit, he harpered it...now I have to go ask the maids to unclog it..."
Harpered it by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009

Stephen Harper 

Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.

See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)

It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.

External references:

100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."

If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.

Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.

This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.

If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.

There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."

harpe diem 

Nag all day. Used sarcastically to suggest that someone's been nagging you all day.
Person 1: "And another thing......"
Person 2: "Harpe diem"
harpe diem by SkankyHo_Cairns October 20, 2008
Short for "hair diaper". The condition of the human body where the pubic hair starts at the navel, travels underneath the nether regions uniterrupted to the small of the back. Also known as a hairper.
I was at the gym the other day and this old guy came out of the shower wearing nothing but his hiaper! I couldn't even tell if it was a dude!
Hiaper by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 12, 2010
She is the person who always smiles and lights up a room she makes people happy and can be funny she is intelligent and is very smart. You are lucky if you know someone names Harper. She is beautiful and is like a goddess. She will stand up for what's right. She may be offending at first but she comes around.
"Oh there's Harper"!
"I know I am just going to have the best time with her".
Harper by Life is good February 26, 2017