hoyseph

Means fat, having no life. One who wears socks with sandals or neon shirts. One who gives their children spankins in a non clean way, cannot wrestle.

Wow that hoyseph is such a douche.

by cox the 2nd October 14, 2009

lil housephone

A black rapper from Hawthorne ca who is addicted to ketamine and fent xans

Damn lil housephone is in the kitchen snorting horse tranquilizer again.

by Adthemarvelous March 12, 2021

hoysehouse

An advanced stage of hypothermia caused by taking an ice bath in the Gobi Desert

"Danny? Did you hear that Bob got hoysehouse a few weeks ago? He is in critical condition"

by spicymother lover May 27, 2021

Hoseph

A portmanteau of the words hoe and Joseph, used to describe someone named Joseph who is a hoe and/or a tool.

Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.

1: Hey Hoseph you're such a Hobosexual.
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with hobo*

by raulgomez April 2, 2010

Hoeseph

A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.

Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.

A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.

Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?

You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.

Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!

Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!

by Master Samus October 11, 2011

hoeseph

an extremely hairy mamal

I believe that mamoth would be classified as a hoeseph

by Sebastien Rubenstein November 28, 2004

Hoseph

Another way of calling Joe a hoe.

Joseph the hoseph.

by Jensen's Hoe August 1, 2016