hoyseph
Means fat, having no life. One who wears socks with sandals or neon shirts. One who gives their children spankins in a non clean way, cannot wrestle.
hoyseph by cox the 2nd October 14, 2009
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Hoseph
A portmanteau of the words hoe and Joseph, used to describe someone named Joseph who is a hoe and/or a tool.
Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.
Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.
Hoeseph
A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.
Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.
A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.
Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.
A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.
Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?
You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.
Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!
Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!
You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.
Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!
Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!
Hoeseph by Master Samus October 11, 2011
hoeseph
I believe that mamoth would be classified as a hoeseph
hoeseph by Sebastien Rubenstein November 28, 2004
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