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A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.

Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.

A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.
Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?

You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.

Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!

Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!
Hoeseph by Master Samus October 11, 2011
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an extremely hairy mamal
I believe that mamoth would be classified as a hoeseph
hoeseph by Sebastien Rubenstein November 28, 2004
the boy in your life that is such a bitch but he's lowkey super cuddly and sweet. he can be an asshole and blackmail you for affection because he's such a hoeseph.
God dammit Joe! Stop acting like a hoeseph
hoeseph by LunaOrion November 30, 2017

Hoeseph Broseph 

A gay dude that can’t find any other gay dudes so he tries to make strait guys gay.
This Hoeseph Broseph is makin this kid gay in Alabama.
Hoeseph Broseph by BlueSeaViper February 16, 2019

lil housephone 

A black rapper from Hawthorne ca who is addicted to ketamine and fent xans
Damn lil housephone is in the kitchen snorting horse tranquilizer again.
lil housephone by Adthemarvelous March 12, 2021
A portmanteau of the words hoe and Joseph, used to describe someone named Joseph who is a hoe and/or a tool.

Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.
1: Hey Hoseph you're such a Hobosexual.
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with hobo*
Hoseph by raulgomez April 2, 2010

Hoe-seph 

The female version of broseph. It has no relation to being a hoe. A hoe-seph is a bro who is a girl. Usually the non bitch of girl community.
Hey what's up Hoe-seph?
Hoe-seph by Chasm of Gasm August 28, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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