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Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.
That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.
by K7I1N7G February 10, 2017
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Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.
Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?
by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017
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Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.
by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005
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a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.
Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.
by zannish October 06, 2016
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A Hobosexual is a person who gets into relationships to avoid being homeless.
I think he's only in a relationship with me because he has no where to live, yea that boy is a hobosexual.
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by katethegr8 February 12, 2019
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A person, usually a man, that enters into a relationship just to have a place to stay.
Instead of finding a real man, she dates hobosexuals that can't do anything for her.
by BeckyWitDaGoodHair January 25, 2017
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Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009
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