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Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.
That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.
by K7I1N7G February 10, 2017
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Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.
by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005
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a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.
Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.
by zannish October 06, 2016
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Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009
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Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.
Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?
by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017
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Homeless man who will perform gay sexual acts for soup.
All the guys at work called Brian a hobosexual because he could not wait for shower time to earn his next meal.
by forging ahead June 08, 2014
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A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.
Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.
by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017
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