hosephine 

A British female who has hoed so much in her life that THOT status was too little. One would not define a Hosephine as a prostitute, although she walks the red light beat at night, she does this for her insatiable nympatic gratification.

“I found out this woman has a moldy vag”

“That woman must be a hosephine”

hosephine by Bubz124 December 8, 2017

hoephie 

A hoe/woman in a relationship that still acts single towards other men, because they can’t take relationships seriously, and prefer to be hoes sleeping around with multiple people.

“I feel bad for him because his girlfriend is such a hoephie.”

hoephie by Zachsoncrack January 1, 2018

Josephine Langford 

these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .

-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??

Josephine Langford by onlyintellectuals December 2, 2019

Josephine Langford 

The word Josephine Langford is synonymous to being Perfect inside out. Josephine Langford is a literal goddess. She's an unproblematic Queen, who deserves the whole world. She's beautiful, inspirational, powerful, talented and intelligent. So in a few words: She is the woman of many people's dreams. She belongs to NO ONE and is her OWN person.

Santa, can I have Josephine Langford for Christmas this year?
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.

Josephine Langford by A Josexual November 17, 2020

Josephine langford 

Simply a fucking goddes. We dont even deserve that angel. A fucking queen and the humblest person being. She deserves the world . Bitches i'm josexual. That's it.

Josephine langford: the perfection.

Josephine langford by 35436678 May 21, 2020

hosaphone 

A musical trumpet-like instrument based on the so-called natural trumpet which contains no valves that was invented by Ellis Workman on July 4, 1976 in Rochester, MN. Constructed out of plastic tubing, a funnel using a trumpet or french horn mouthpiece. The Hosaphone(tm) plays the notes of the natural overtone series.

The Hosaphone(tm) is the only musical instrument which can performed the Doppler Effect without sustaining a neck injury to the performer.
The Hosaphone(tm) is in every way the functional equivalent of the so-called Natural Trumpet.
The sound of the Hosaphone(tm) cannot be improved, but your sound can be improved with practice.
Hosaphone(tm) music is based only on the "natural" harmonic series.

hosaphone by David A. Roth October 22, 2007

Josephine 

She is such an lovely girl, who’s always mistakenly called mean. She is genuine, trust worthy and so down to earth but still speaks her mind when she needs to. She is not only incredibly smart but also has an dope sense of humour. This girl is sassy, sexy and beautiful from the inside out. And not to forget a hopeless romantic.

Josephine is a keeper.

Person 1: You see this Girl bruv? She is amazing.

Person 2: Thought the same, imma wife her!
Person 3: Yoo that’s Josephine. She a keeper, keeper!

Josephine by Anotherone1 October 19, 2019