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Howlers and Growlers 

Disorderly, loud, crazy seeming people.
The Howlers and Growlers were kicked out of the bar after the ballgame.

Coogie Howser 

(Noun) A smoking hot older woman that is a board certified doctor.
Friend at Bar to You: How did it go with Coogie Howser over there?
Coogie Howser by Robert Labrusca November 14, 2013

doogie howser 

Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.
Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!
doogie howser by ed rogers March 23, 2005

Doogie Howser 

1. Character portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris “Doogie Howser M.D.” from 1989 – 1993.
2. Someone who resembles this same character who is a total nerd.
Jerry: "Look at the way Fredrick parked his whip!"
James: "Who?"
Jerry: "You know, Doogie Howser!"
James: "Oh, Doogie, what an Ass Muncher!"
Jerry: "Yea he's a total Root Hugger!"
Doogie Howser by Lick D. Nutz November 11, 2006

Doogie Howser 

To turn off the monitor on your computer when someone enters the room, like NPH did on his show.
"Did you just Doogie Howser your screen?"
"Yeah, I don't want you to look at my porn."
Doogie Howser by Dr. Armadillo April 6, 2010

Googie Howser, M.D. 

A person with no medical background who diagnoses him/herself and others using information found online.
Within five minutes of telling mom I had a minor stomach ache, she assumed her role as Googie Howser, M.D. and diagnosed me with ebola.
Googie Howser, M.D. by bobo76 October 29, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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