client natural selection

The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
by bobo76 November 22, 2013
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recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.
Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.
by bobo76 January 10, 2010
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Googie Howser, M.D.

A person with no medical background who diagnoses him/herself and others using information found online.
Within five minutes of telling mom I had a minor stomach ache, she assumed her role as Googie Howser, M.D. and diagnosed me with ebola.
by bobo76 October 30, 2018
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weed trap

A stretch of space one encounters that carries a strong scent of marijuana. Unlike a speed trap, a weed trap is often unexpected and won't ruin your day.
Joe snickered as he strolled through two weed traps during his afternoon walk and drove through a third on the way to the dentist.
by bobo76 November 16, 2021
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Salad candy

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.
Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.
by bobo76 December 02, 2014
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Gateway Application

Also known as a gateway app.

A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.
Bejeweled Blitz was the gateway application to my mom's Farmville addiction.
by bobo76 March 23, 2010
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Condition characterized by the recurrent, obsessive need to refresh one's browser in the hopes of revealing new comments, accolades or validation regarding a Facebook status, link or photo posting.
Zoe's refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) became debilitating when, four minutes after posting on Facebook, she had received no comments on the adorable photos of her kids.
by bobo76 January 12, 2010
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