Howsering 

The act of ordering fish sticks and sirloins for dinner and speaking exclusively about SEO strategies on a night out with the boyz.

Waiter:” and what will you be having sir?”
Customer: “ill have the sirloin with a side of fish sticks”
Waiter:”Im sorry sir but we dont allow any Howsering in this establishment...”

Howsering by Dirtbagjoe March 20, 2021

HosweKing 

The highest level of hoswe a certain person can acheive

You can only earn this rank of hoswe by with a secret rating of your peers based on your actions and motives.
:::Note:::
The hosweking is usually not informed that he is the hosweking.

Only one person in each country can acheive this rank.

to learn more about hoswe check the definition of hoswe first

All hail (Certain Name) the Hosweking!

HosweKing by Disciple of Hoswe March 30, 2009

Hookering 

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.

It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.

Hookering by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020

Hoovering 

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.

1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.

Hoovering by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010

Hoevering 

When that hoe over there hovers over a man, object, place, etc. Basically, when the bitch you hate (or everyone hates) is walking anywhere, thinking she cute.

Bitch, why you hoevering?!
Oh my god, she was hoevering all over Nephew.

Hoevering by goodbadoriginal January 20, 2015

Hovering Arm 

A move pulled by straight up studs on first dates. Consists of the guy putting his arm up on the couch around the girl. Sends a message that "I'm in to you, but I'm not gunna try hard to get some." 50% of the time, its works all the time.

Dave pulled the hovering arm last night on Becky, which totally got him laid.

Hovering Arm by Str8upstud October 19, 2010

Fork Hovering 

You know when you pick up more food with your fork/spoon but your still eating the food in your mouth so your fork just sort of hovers in front of your mouth until your done.

I couldnt swallow that piece of chicken so I was fork hovering for a while.

Fork Hovering by ChewiKirbyLava May 13, 2010