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hoversex by Mansonesque August 4, 2024
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homersexual
A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.
Bart: Hello is Homer there?
Moe: Homer who?
Bart: Homer Sexual.
Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.
Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.
Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.
Moe: Homer who?
Bart: Homer Sexual.
Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.
Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.
Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.
homersexual by Linux System Message April 10, 2004
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Homersexual
A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.
Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."
Homersexual by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010
homersexual
n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship
Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.
homersexual by thedoctorman2000 August 9, 2009
Homersexual
A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.
Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.
Homersexual by Bill30Yankee August 1, 2013
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homersexual by TracerJoJo March 16, 2004
Homersexual
Joe: Damn, Marge is HOOOOOOOT in the new season!
Kenny: Dude, why didn't you tell me you were a Homersexual!
Kenny: Dude, why didn't you tell me you were a Homersexual!
Homersexual by Blades Don't Need Reloading September 29, 2014
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