hoversex 

Sexual intercourse whilst hovering over the ground.

Me and Denise hired a hovercraft last night, and it ended in hoversex.

hoversex by Mansonesque August 4, 2024

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

homersexual by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.

Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."

Homersexual by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010

homersexual

n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship

Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.

homersexual by thedoctorman2000 August 9, 2009

Homersexual

A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.

Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.

Homersexual by Bill30Yankee August 1, 2013

homersexual

The polar opposite of metrosexual

He's such a homersexual - he doesn't even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.

homersexual by TracerJoJo March 16, 2004

Homersexual

Someone (can be male or female) who is sexually aroused by Simpsons characters

Joe: Damn, Marge is HOOOOOOOT in the new season!

Kenny: Dude, why didn't you tell me you were a Homersexual!

Homersexual by Blades Don't Need Reloading September 29, 2014