Clemens

Clemens is a kind and humorous guy who is easy to have conversations with. He is passionate about things he gets involved in, whether it is caring for his mentally challenged dog, his art projects or his family. He is intelligent and thoughtful and has a well-round insight on many important issues, which contrasts heavily with his goofy behavior and inability to use drinking straws. He likes to experiment with cooking in the evening and is willing to go to great lenghts to make an interesting dish for dinner, but eats his breakfast on the toilet. He enjoys spending his free time actively, by going on walks, visiting the trampoline house, or skinny-dipping in the pool of his elderly neighbours. He is a sexy and generous lover who isn't afraid to pass gas during sexual intercourse, because he values the comfort of himself and his partner above all else. He enjoys wholesome entertainment figures, like the Moomins or the Pope.

Clemens is so great - he made my sister a painting of her dog.

by pferd.pferdson December 12, 2020

Clemens

Clemens is someone every one knows. Hes connected with everything.

person 1: Hey guuurrrllll
person 2: who da fock are you?
person1: dont worry, I know Clemens
person 2: Ahhh shiiiiii Heyyyyyyyyyyy

by Swankyfucker October 9, 2018

Clemens

Clemens is latin for: mild, gentle, merciful
Clemens usually is the kind of tall, dark-featured exotic guy. A name that you surely don't hear very often. He's mostly very charming, quite well educated, intelligent as well as highly attractive.

He usually is a very true partner if he is in fact in a relationship, altough in most cases he stand's for being a bit of a womanizer.
Some women are even seen calling out "Clemens" when they're in bed with their boyfriends, but really would want to be in bed with Clemens.

"Jenny, oh- Jenny" ----"Oh yeah Clemens"---"What?"

One girl to another in a bar: "Mmm... I want a piece of that Clemens over there."

One guy to another: " Yeah, she was totally into me, but now she only keeps talking about this Clemens- guy and even mumbles his name at night"

by Ms.Wonderful February 6, 2010

Clemens

The kind of guy that every girl wanna have. Hot, tall, blonde and smart.
Treats you like a princess and fucks you like a whore.

Best boyfriend in the world.
Also, Clemens is the Description of a hottie.

f1: „Damn do you see this Clemens over there?“
f2: „what’s a Clemens?“
f3: „Duh are you stupid? That’s the word for hottie“

by yunlenkim March 17, 2019

Clemens

Clemens are often very loyal. People named clemens are always there for you, when you need them in your life. Those kind of people are very cute and look like a teddy bear with their brown eyes. If you don't have any money you need to go shopping with a Clemens because they are extremely generous and will buy you everything you want. Clemenses are always optimistic but sometimes a bit too much so that it could be annoying. They always search for the good thing in a bad story. They are extremely polite, but act sometimes like a fuckboy, but in general everybody needs a Clemens in his/her life because they are very nice, handsome and generous.

girl 1: wow did you see this guy with the 2 girls over there, who is buying everything the want ?

girl 2: DAAAAMN, this is definitely a CLEMENS !!

by ilikeclemenses January 2, 2017

Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

by Nox:tune March 16, 2018

clemens

someone with a lot of CAKE

friend 1: i saw a boy with so much cake
friend 2: oh was his name clemens?
friend 1: how did you know?

by soccermom123 October 20, 2019