housekeeper

Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel

The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping.

by Crack Down April 19, 2011

Housekeeper

A nasty woman that keeps houses after breaking up with men.

My house was yoinked by a housekeeper

by Frostabyssal August 18, 2022

The Housekeeper

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.

"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."

by thesloba May 1, 2009

Portuguese Housekeeper

When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed

"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"

by bulldogs90 August 27, 2009

house keeper

Cleans up after nasty ass people,needs bigger tips and more respect

Oh she's a house keeper

by Hazendred January 31, 2019

housekeeping

Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state

in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly

Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party

I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it

by ngicecream October 21, 2022

Housekeeping

(NOUN) Housekeeping

Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.

Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."

Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"

by Nassafizzle May 8, 2010