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Portuguese Housekeeper
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When your
maid
defacates on your
bed
before you go to
bed
"Morning
dad
" "Hey" "Whats
wrong
?" "
Gloria
gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"
Portuguese Housekeeper
by
bulldogs90
August 27, 2009
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