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Hour Glass Effect 

Where a man goes to put a condom thats too small on and it makes the penis look like an hourglass.
My circulation was cut off because of the hour glass effect.

Hour-Glass'd 

Hour-Glass'd or Hour-Glass'ing is the act of forgetting what in the world you were trying to remember. Typically used in place of "Brain Fart" to match a professional or more tame atmosphere.
I was trying to remember that chick I met friday night but totally Hour-Glass'd on her name. -or-
I was in a meeting with Jim CEO and I completely Hour-Glass'd on a portion of my presentation. When I explained that I was Hour Glass'ing rather than having a Brain Fart, the entire executive team seemed to appreciate my tame explanation
Hour-Glass'd by mumfleet August 17, 2008

Hour Glass Effect 

When a guy goes into cold water and his ballsack shrinks around his testicles, resembling a sideways hourglass.
At the beach, the water was so cold that I experienced the hour glass effect.

terminal hour glass failure 

This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung

Hour-Glassing 

The term used to define the time you spend staring at a computer screen waiting for your antiquated computer system to load software or web pages that exceed your systems memory and processing capabilities. May also be used to define the blank stare given when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and there is nothing you can do but stare at them.
The first 30 minutes of my day at work is spent hour-glassing.

She walked in wearing what looked like elf shoes and I could not help but Hour-Glass.

hour glassing

when you are pressured to give a bj for your boyfriend.
God damn my boyfriend wont stop hour glassing me.. and its pissing me off!
hour glassing by 5851 March 13, 2010