Definitions by mytts69
terminal hour glass failure
This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
terminal hour glass failure by mytts69 August 10, 2010
sex credit
This is the amount of credit that is give by a woman to a man for how much she has spent or for a major disaster that she has just caused(usually between man and wife or bf/gf)
my wife has given me £500 of sex credits when she decided to fill my audi diesel with petrol causing untold damage to the car
the sex credits were definatley worth it
the sex credits were definatley worth it
sex credit by mytts69 February 8, 2010
wife offset
This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend
wife offset by mytts69 January 27, 2010