hougle

When someone attempts to stick their genitals inside an object but fails causing bodily harm

Hougle: When someone attempts to stick their genitals inside an object but fails causing bodily harm

(Friend 1): Bro how did you get that nasty cut?

(Friend 2) : I cut myself hougling my ice dispenser last night

by RealHougler November 27, 2024

hoggle

To masturbate to an online prostitute

Frank used to hoggle at the computer every day, until his wife caught him.

by Evil Ed the Lesser August 23, 2011

hoglet

A baby hedgehog.

Hoglets love to cuddle with their mom.

by VQqqq April 7, 2011

Hoggles

a.k.a Hockey Goggles

1.The phenomena by which a man, usually a professional hockey player though it may apply to any athlete, who would generally be considered ugly to average looking is seen as attractive by virtue of being a professional athlete and very good at what he does.

2. Beer Goggles for athletes

I'm not sure if Niklas Backstrom is actually hot or if it's hoggles.

by pkocksubban March 12, 2018

Hoogle

A very sweet, beautiful, and caring mother dog.

Findoogle? Oh she is a total hoogle!

by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 4, 2023

Housley

Housley derives from the word "wanderer" and comes from a famous Housley being closely associated with the famous Wandering Minstrel. Housley can often be found hidden in a crowd and generally doing nothing. Housleys are known to sneak in the night and are often found to be nocturnal and are strange creatures often found to need to take stimulants to be able to stay awake during the day

You've been gone for ages are you a Housley?

I can't believe you have so much energy...are you a Housley?

by thewiseandknowledgable February 26, 2013

Hooglery

Good natured (?criminal) activity, e.g if you are at a festival, you good-naturedly remove the "Rubbish Point" sign from near the garbage point and then place it proximate to the tent / caravan of the person(s) you wish to get into a bit of a bate. There's no particular malice involved, but if Hunter Thompson was doing it then it might look as if there were. A hoogler is one who commits the hooglery, the hoogled is he / she / parsnip who is the victim of the hooglery.

A co-worker wasn't best pleased about having his default MSN avatar replaced with a picture of Dale Winton. He suspected HOOGLERY had occurred.

by Ollie The Sandcastle August 24, 2006