Housley

Housley derives from the word "wanderer" and comes from a famous Housley being closely associated with the famous Wandering Minstrel. Housley can often be found hidden in a crowd and generally doing nothing. Housleys are known to sneak in the night and are often found to be nocturnal and are strange creatures often found to need to take stimulants to be able to stay awake during the day

You've been gone for ages are you a Housley?

I can't believe you have so much energy...are you a Housley?

by thewiseandknowledgable February 26, 2013

Housley

Flipping your iPhone around, setting it to “.5” to get the perfect wide shot selfie.

This selfie is gonna be tough, better pull a Housley.

by anonymous March 27, 2024

Boss Housley

Melissa Ann Housley, known affectionately as Meliss-issa-yum-yum, is an American leader and inspiration to all....Though all of the honorable Miss Housley's wondrous achievements cannot be summarized in a mere encyclopedic entry, the following list attempts to highlight some of her most notable accomplishments and traits...

Founding member of the Brigade Against Women Wearing Hats in Public.
Princess of all things sassy
Cold weather queen
Amateur Michaela Quinn impersonator
Five Star General of the Painted Toenail Gestapo (she's referred to as "Boss Housley" by those subjected to her reign)
Professional Pressure Washer
Innovator in the field of chocolate and it's medicinal purposes
Blue beverages beware...
Aspiring pen rider and steer growler
Amphibian Aficionado (frogs are her favourite)
Holds the world record for being the oldest person to drink daily from a pink sippy cup
Voted most likely to be barefoot and pregnant by 2018
Ambassador to Gingers everywhere

Boss Housley's Spirit Animal is the lion!!!!

by Priness Jillian September 16, 2010

The Housley

Flipping your iPhone around, setting it to “.5” to get the perfect wide shot selfie.

This selfie is gonna be tough, better pull the Housley.

by anonymous March 27, 2024

The Horsley

Jerking off while driving with your co-worker in the the passenger seat.

Jeff pulled The Horsley while we were headed home today, what is wrong with that guy?

by LUAPNRETS May 23, 2016

Houslycar

When a person spends more time in there car than in the house.The person may run the engine so as to heat the car.The car can be used as a sleeping place.

Hey take a look at Shane he has been running his Fiesta all day to keep it warm,must be his Houslycar

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 12, 2010

Horsley

A brand of genetically advanced humans, (or so we think), that wear round hats and often refers to others as "weezy" or "cats". Often says things like, "yo dude!" "excellent" "nice"

Did you just hear Horsley come in? He entered the room saying that he just stepped up in this mother fucker just a swingin his hair.

by Victoria DaCosta May 16, 2010