Hotblock

A hotblock.. ah yes. A person who ‘meeps’ when the time feels right. Very hot and honestly, if you don’t have a hotblock with you at hand… what are you doing?

“That person really seems like a hotblock, so kind. *meep*”

by Cattoes November 21, 2021

Hotblack

One whom in playing video games, deliberately joins the team opposite of his own clan mates so that he may make use of his intimate knowledge of their tactics and strategy to boost his own scores. In addition, he will often surreptitiously join voice comms with his clan mates to directly listen to their plans and plot his ambushes appropriately. Hotblackers are vicious and detestable foes whose only contributions to the squad they play for are typically to act as turncoats, and occasionally to interject muttered nonsense with an indiscernible foreign accent.

“WTF Hotblack get on our team!”
“I think we have a Hotblacker!”
“Fuck that we were just talking about going there; you Hotblacker.”

by clearscreen July 30, 2008

hot block

Popping the hood on an unlocked vehicle, then in the engine compartment, put your feet on the bumper and let your ass hang in, now dispense your putrid stomach cramping chocolate play-doh all over the engine block. When the car warms up, the fesis will melt, covering the engine in black mud, the vile scent will inevitably woft through the vents carrying very small particles of excrement into the driver's and passanger's nostrils, causing the driver to curb his vehicle.

Before the car even made it out of the parking lot the driver rolled out of the vehicle, when i saw him gasping for air there was no doubt in my mind that he had been hot blocked

by skater jaxd October 27, 2006

Hotblocked

When you get blocked by an extremely hot individual from doing something you want.

Susan: I want to go lay out by the pool but there are two athletic girls out there showing off their bikini body's.
Spencer: You just got hotblocked girlfriend!
Susan: What's that?
Spencer: It's like getting cockblocked but the pool is like the person you want and the hot girls are like a big cock.

by Vballer May 6, 2015

Hoblock

Adjective describing a person's cognitive thought process and nature that is easily sidetracked, especially in social conversation, be it one on one or in groups. Individuals who are Hoblock tend to be extremely creative, often prone to drifting off into their ceaseless thoughts and imagination. These traits especially manifest themselves during conversation, when being asked a question or when someone is attempting to gain the attention of a person that is Hoblock. Being Hoblock is neither good nor bad. Depending on the situation, it can be both a positive or negative experience, not only for the individual who's Hoblock, but to the person(s) whom they're engaging with.

"Can you believe how Hoblock she's being? I answered the same question three times before she finally realized that paying attention to a question that she's asking me might help?!"

by Player Of Words September 18, 2019

Hatblocker

When one's friend is jealous of his/her hat, so he steals it and hides it inbetween a Mini Melt machine etc.

Pat had a real cool Whitehall baseball hat, but his one friend Christian was very jealous of it. So christian stole it and shoved it in between a mini melt machine at the mall. The third friend Christopher was Mr. Innocent! Christian was the hatblocker!

by Mr. Innocent aka Mike Oxbig September 8, 2008

Hotlock

When a bird try’s to talk to you on social media and you keep sending them porn till they either leave or start sending porn back

so this slut randomly started PM me so I hotlocked her nek minute she has 3 fingers Jamed in her donut

by Sturge April 3, 2020