Hatblocker

When one's friend is jealous of his/her hat, so he steals it and hides it inbetween a Mini Melt machine etc.

Pat had a real cool Whitehall baseball hat, but his one friend Christian was very jealous of it. So christian stole it and shoved it in between a mini melt machine at the mall. The third friend Christopher was Mr. Innocent! Christian was the hatblocker!

by Mr. Innocent aka Mike Oxbig September 8, 2008

haterblockers

sunglasses for protection against hatas...

i got my haterblockers on.

by gtii May 22, 2006

Hotblocked

When you get blocked by an extremely hot individual from doing something you want.

Susan: I want to go lay out by the pool but there are two athletic girls out there showing off their bikini body's.
Spencer: You just got hotblocked girlfriend!
Susan: What's that?
Spencer: It's like getting cockblocked but the pool is like the person you want and the hot girls are like a big cock.

by Vballer May 6, 2015

hatflicker

Someone who fucks sheep.

Derrel lives alone and now his sheep are walking funny, he must be a hatflicker

by Joesmoe69 July 17, 2023