Hot Pie 

Another word used for vagina. Hot pie is a more kinky way to say vagina. The vagina can also be called a pussy, flaps, cunt and gash etc.

I licked your mum's hot pie. It was lovely.

Hot Pie by JamesBrown69 November 16, 2014

hot pie 

this is a term of endearmeant given to a tall boy, who calls you a c.p.

hence it is more of a retaliatory term

if u call this person a "hot pie" too many times, and too loosely, you tend to forget their name
be warned

there is also a "hot pie" song, which you would sing in the shower;
'hot pie, hot pie hot hot pie, hot pie, hit pie'

the commas point out the times you should breathe, in between repititions.

hot pie, can u please stroke my hair?

i love you, hot pie.

where are my pants, h.p.?

bye, hot pie!

hot pie by natchy August 13, 2006

Hot Pie 

Is when you heat up your penis in front of a heater for an hour, then do anal with someone and cum inside their poop hole

Guy 1: Gave the Missus a Hot Pie last night, she loved it!
Guy 2: I wish mine would let me give her a Hot Pie

Hot Pie by Helloeverybody99 July 6, 2016

hot penis pie

A weiner with some applesauce on it.

mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.

hot penis pie by Bad Ass Monkey March 16, 2003

Hot Lead Pie 

When you shoot someone, and you fuck their entry wound while the hole is still smoking.

Sara pissed me off so much last night, I just gave her a good old hot lead pie. Looks like she won't be pissing me off anymore.

Hot Lead Pie by Bob Newheart November 29, 2005

hot apple pie 

An alcoholic drink that consists of apple juice, apple cider, sugar and a half galon of Everclear. Hot apple pie is usually made in large quantities.

Man, I made two gallons of hot apple pie last night, and now I'm ready to party it down tonight.

hot apple pie by Bud Man June 14, 2008

hot apple pie 

A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.

"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."

hot apple pie by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004