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this is a term of endearmeant given to a tall boy, who calls you a c.p.

hence it is more of a retaliatory term

if u call this person a "hot pie" too many times, and too loosely, you tend to forget their name
be warned

there is also a "hot pie" song, which you would sing in the shower;
'hot pie, hot pie hot hot pie, hot pie, hit pie'

the commas point out the times you should breathe, in between repititions.
hot pie, can u please stroke my hair?

i love you, hot pie.

where are my pants, h.p.?

bye, hot pie!
hot pie by natchy August 13, 2006
Is when you heat up your penis in front of a heater for an hour, then do anal with someone and cum inside their poop hole
Guy 1: Gave the Missus a Hot Pie last night, she loved it!
Guy 2: I wish mine would let me give her a Hot Pie
Hot Pie by Helloeverybody99 July 6, 2016

hot penis pie

A weiner with some applesauce on it.
mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.
hot penis pie by Bad Ass Monkey March 16, 2003

Hot Lead Pie 

When you shoot someone, and you fuck their entry wound while the hole is still smoking.
Sara pissed me off so much last night, I just gave her a good old hot lead pie. Looks like she won't be pissing me off anymore.
Hot Lead Pie by Bob Newheart November 29, 2005

hot apple pie 

An alcoholic drink that consists of apple juice, apple cider, sugar and a half galon of Everclear. Hot apple pie is usually made in large quantities.
Man, I made two gallons of hot apple pie last night, and now I'm ready to party it down tonight.
hot apple pie by Bud Man June 14, 2008

hot apple pie 

A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.
"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."
hot apple pie by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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