hot apple 

A term refering to a woman's pussy.

My girlfriend's hot apple was waiting for my hot pickle.

hot apple by Plow September 18, 2005

Hot Apple Blast 

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

Hot Apple Blast by Matt April 6, 2005

Hot apple quick step

The sudden impulse of diarrhea that forces you to get up and sprint to the nearest toilet. Cheeks also might flex and squeeze together to hold back poo. Otherwise known as the 911 poop. Good Luck

"hey hows it goin tim"
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*

Hot apple quick step by David Winston May 17, 2011

hot apple pie 

An alcoholic drink that consists of apple juice, apple cider, sugar and a half galon of Everclear. Hot apple pie is usually made in large quantities.

Man, I made two gallons of hot apple pie last night, and now I'm ready to party it down tonight.

hot apple pie by Bud Man June 14, 2008

hot apple pie 

A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.

"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."

hot apple pie by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

hot buttered apple 

When a guy cums on a chicks boob

He gave her a hot buttered apple

hot buttered apple by koolkidklan420 March 4, 2017

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021