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Horselike 

Similar to a horse; Similar to that of a horse; as, a horselike head
"That bitch is horselike"
Horselike by Savage GM February 4, 2010
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Horneliness 

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.
Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.
Horneliness by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

Horse like cock 

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly
Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock
Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard
Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight
Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsewife 

when you piss your pants at the same time some one else from a different gender
''hey look they're horsewifes
''insert laugh''
horsewife by door licker December 9, 2020
To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.
Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.
horsebite by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

pinkiejack horsepie

pinkiejack horsepie is when a man buys a stuffed pinkie pie doll, and proceeds to tear a hole in the back to fuck it. After he cums in it he'll watch bojack horseman while sewing the doll back up.
Last Thursday I grabbed a pinkie pie doll from toys r us and pulled a pinkiejack horsepie on it.
pinkiejack horsepie by pissypiss December 25, 2020
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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