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Horneliness 

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.
Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.
Horneliness by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

Horse like cock 

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly
Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard
Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight
Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsewife 

when you piss your pants at the same time some one else from a different gender
''hey look they're horsewifes
''insert laugh''
horsewife by door licker December 9, 2020
To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.
Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.
horsebite by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

pinkiejack horsepie

pinkiejack horsepie is when a man buys a stuffed pinkie pie doll, and proceeds to tear a hole in the back to fuck it. After he cums in it he'll watch bojack horseman while sewing the doll back up.
Last Thursday I grabbed a pinkie pie doll from toys r us and pulled a pinkiejack horsepie on it.
pinkiejack horsepie by pissypiss December 25, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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