Thomson 

Thomson is your favourite person in the world he's nice and .....,nice in bed Names Thomson would date is Tianna ,Jenny and Anastasia

Thomson has a big dick for his woman

Thomson by Thomson1996 April 9, 2017

Thomson 

Thomson is your very favorite person in the world. He is very generous and nice....and nice in bed.

Wow, Thomson was amazing last night

Thomson by Sptsptspt March 17, 2015

Thomson 

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thomsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thomsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thomsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thomson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson

Thomson by Koreans are bad January 6, 2016

Thomson 

passive aggressive little bitch who doesn't appreciate the hard work of others. definitely going to get yelled at by her students when they graduate

that bitch thomson

Thomson by gucci queen March 25, 2019

thomson week 

when one has a lot of sexual intercourse in one week

"shit i had so much sex last week! i had a thomson week"

thomson week by jayncallum August 25, 2011

thomson drive 

The gayest drive u can have for the Xbox:D

Kip:"Lets go play halo 2 @ skyler's house"
Chip:"Nah he has the gay thomson drive i doubt it will play the game without any disc error warnings."

thomson drive by datboy_pablo September 1, 2006

thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit

Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!

thomson burner by 🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me September 29, 2017