Horselike

Similar to a horse; Similar to that of a horse; as, a horselike head

"That bitch is horselike"

by Savage GM February 4, 2010

Horneliness

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.

by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

Horse like cock

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly

Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

Horsebite

Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard

Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight

by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsewife

when you piss your pants at the same time some one else from a different gender

''hey look they're horsewifes
''insert laugh''

by door licker December 9, 2020

horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.

Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

pinkiejack horsepie

pinkiejack horsepie is when a man buys a stuffed pinkie pie doll, and proceeds to tear a hole in the back to fuck it. After he cums in it he'll watch bojack horseman while sewing the doll back up.

Last Thursday I grabbed a pinkie pie doll from toys r us and pulled a pinkiejack horsepie on it.

by pissypiss December 25, 2020