horse fire 

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.

Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!

horse fire by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021

old fire horse 

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.

Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..

old fire horse by Ji2m October 10, 2015

House Fire

Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.

Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.

House Fire by YAWA May 7, 2020

House Fire

A remedy for gonorrhea wherein one soaks their genitals in boiled windex.

I fucked some chick the other day and that bitch gave me the clap. I had to give myself a house fire

House Fire by NotN8Wilhelm July 30, 2020

House fire

The act of hitting someone in the head so violently that they lose all their memories.

“Oh shit man I think I gave you a House Fire.”
“Who the fuck are you?”

House fire by Just a kid with a dream March 25, 2020

get along like a house on fire 

To have a great relationship with someone quickly.

" I was worried when my boyfriend and father met for the first time. However, they got along like a house on fire because they both like watching football and playing poker."

A: Do you like your new roommate?
B: Yeah! We get along like a house on fire! We both like the same things and we are both clean people!

get along like a house on fire by SamyTuca November 7, 2013

runaway fire hose 

when a girl is really enjoying sucking your dick, pull it out of her mouth with your hand and begin whirling it around while she chases it

"She got wet chasing the runaway fire hose"

runaway fire hose by MO25 May 16, 2007