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horse fire

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021
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old fire horse

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.
Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..
by Ji2m October 10, 2015
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House Fire

Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.
Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.
by YAWA May 7, 2020
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House Fire

A remedy for gonorrhea wherein one soaks their genitals in boiled windex.
I fucked some chick the other day and that bitch gave me the clap. I had to give myself a house fire
by NotN8Wilhelm July 30, 2020
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House fire

The act of hitting someone in the head so violently that they lose all their memories.
“Oh shit man I think I gave you a House Fire.”
Who the fuck are you?”
by Just a kid with a dream March 25, 2020
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get along like a house on fire

To have a great relationship with someone quickly.
" I was worried when my boyfriend and father met for the first time. However, they got along like a house on fire because they both like watching football and playing poker."

A: Do you like your new roommate?
B: Yeah! We get along like a house on fire! We both like the same things and we are both clean people!
by SamyTuca November 7, 2013
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runaway fire hose

when a girl is really enjoying sucking your dick, pull it out of her mouth with your hand and begin whirling it around while she chases it
"She got wet chasing the runaway fire hose"
by MO25 May 16, 2007
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