windex

1. A cleaning liquid that you spray on glass and people.
2. A perverted internet user

1. Windex! Beyond the blue bottle!
2. Windex is disgusting. He keeps trying to cyberfuck me.

by Windex December 11, 2004

windex

An ammonia and water based cleaning solution that sure is fun to smell!

Mom: The windows look marvelous, Suzy!
Suzy: EHehEheEehEHhehe!11 PWNED BIHC1

by Alphatard March 6, 2004

windex

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.

"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."

by Tom May 13, 2005

windex

to cock block more than once so there fore u r windex

damn did u see montell just windex lee

by dvz23 May 26, 2010

windex

ejaculating on a woman's ass and then rubbing your cum in so it's nice and shiny so you can see your face.

I took Jenna home and windexed that ass.

by Clove69 March 8, 2007

windex

a bum that cleans your windshield before entering the freeway

Sally-yo bob my nigga how much you give that windex.

Bob-a fucking penny, he used his urine to clean my window.

by cabbages September 14, 2007

windex

used as a nick name for someone with really big blue eyes.

person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: what?
person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: why?
person 1: because your eyes are blue like windex.

by dsghlasd May 1, 2006