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horok by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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hookah fart

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.
Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.
hookah fart by Chas501 February 1, 2017
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Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020
Background:

This is a variation of the word Hook Ups. Created by Anwar Ibrahim and the Company, " Urban Hook-Upz"
Hook-Upz has now been a common way to write hook-ups. was developed as a way to distinguish the company on Google. At the time Urban Hook-Upz was a clothing company selling, "Urban Wear Hip-Hop Clothing." Buying Bulk wholesale clothing from China was sold under the category Urban Wear. Anwar was Hooking friends and the Hip-Hop community with discounted prices. Thus, the name, "Urban Hook-Upz was created. Over the years a graffiti font was created by his company and was named Urban Hook-Upz. This graffiti font became one of the most downloaded free computer graffiti fonts on the internet. This helped to create more and more normal use of the the word Hook-Upz with a letter "Z" at the end. You can now find others using the word Hook-Upz with a "Z". Hook-Upz with a Z is now being synonymous with the word Hook-Ups. Hook-Upz is now being used around the world as a slang term for similar meaning to hook ups.

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Definition: To give you a great deal. To connect you to something special, beneficial, or a better rate. Slang word meaning you received a great price. To get something better than the average. To get something at a rate or price others are not. To get a special service or being taken care of.
(1) Every time I need some new Hip-Hop clothing and gear, I go to Anwar; He has the "Hook-Upz."

(2) What, how did you get that new car for that price? That dealership always gives Hook-Upz.

(3) That D.J. equipment and party can be set up right when you have the right Hook-Upz.

(4) That camera attachment had the good " Hook-Upz"

(5) When I need help I go to him. He has the best "Hook-Upz."
Hook-Upz by Urban Hook-Upz January 4, 2021

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul
Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.

Left hook nose 

One with a nose crooked to the left in a way, that appears to be the result of a violent blow or left hook.
The old boxer appeared to have a left hook nose.
Left hook nose by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Line Without A Hook 

The best song to cry to by Ricky Montgomery
Or
Saying that you have no purpose or that you feel useless
Person 1: yo what song did you have on repeat last night
Person 2: Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery

Or
Person 1: hey what’s wrong
Person 2: I just feel like a line without a hook
Line Without A Hook by Anita Head November 26, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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