hooka 

a large water bong/pipe with a hose, or multiple hoses used to smoke weed or (sometimes flavored) tobacco. of middle eastern descent

also called shisha i think, or that might be the flavored tobacco, but whatever its called its fun as hell and you can get a nice buzz from the hookas at a hooka bar if you hit it real hard and its legal

lets go down to the hooka bar and hit the hooka

hooka by hookaman August 1, 2004

Hooka 

The misspelling of the word hookah.

Some Dude: Let's go to a hooka bar.

Me: You fucking fuck face mother fucker, if your going to add to the Urban Dictionary then fucking spell correctly. God you're a stupid benis.

Hooka by TheMolester October 28, 2006

Hooka 

A bong which has multiple ports so numerous people can smoke the same pack at the same time.

Yo my new hooka has 6 hoses

Hooka by Tree October 30, 2003

Hooka 

An asian way of saying hooker.

"HEY HOOKA! TONITE YO' SHIFT!"

Hooka by pseudonym8O8 July 7, 2009

HOOKA 

One who uses their body for money

sometimes the girl gives off signals that shes very interested and u think ur gonna get lucky so u go all out and u get robbed...those damn HOOKA's!

HOOKA by The REAL James Dunn November 13, 2011

Hooka 

1. The way stoners spell hookah because they were to busy smoking pot to get their miserable existences through high school and learn how to spell a word or two.

2. How you spell hooker if you're lazy or have a strange accent.

"Ey where all my money?!??!!?? Oh ya I spents it all on weed and a hooka. Now I can't even buy a cheap nasty hooka."

Hooka by TwizzyTwiz January 17, 2008

Hooka 

N. (Who-cah)

Large bong with many hoses, for large parties of stoners.

Load with what you would load a normal bong with.

Not legal in al 50 states.

Dude, have you ever tried two Hooka hoses at once?

Hooka by Mingebag February 7, 2006