Hooka

The misspelling of the word hookah.

Some Dude: Let's go to a hooka bar.

Me: You fucking fuck face mother fucker, if your going to add to the Urban Dictionary then fucking spell correctly. God you're a stupid benis.

by TheMolester October 28, 2006

Hooka

A bong which has multiple ports so numerous people can smoke the same pack at the same time.

Yo my new hooka has 6 hoses

by Tree October 30, 2003

Hooka

An asian way of saying hooker.

"HEY HOOKA! TONITE YO' SHIFT!"

by pseudonym8O8 July 07, 2009

Hooka

1. The way stoners spell hookah because they were to busy smoking pot to get their miserable existences through high school and learn how to spell a word or two.

2. How you spell hooker if you're lazy or have a strange accent.

"Ey where all my money?!??!!?? Oh ya I spents it all on weed and a hooka. Now I can't even buy a cheap nasty hooka."

by TwizzyTwiz January 17, 2008

Hooka

N. (Who-cah)

Large bong with many hoses, for large parties of stoners.

Load with what you would load a normal bong with.

Not legal in al 50 states.

Dude, have you ever tried two Hooka hoses at once?

by Mingebag February 07, 2006

Hooka

One who screws another over in a variety of ways, these ways include putting the blame on someone and being a total Batman.

Bo is a hooka. He really is.

by Bo'sAHooka June 25, 2006

Hooka

used to adress friends, NOT as a derogatory.

Hey hooka! Want to go bowling or get some pizza?

by Steven Holman August 31, 2006