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horny toad
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1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is
never gonna
get any because they are ugly or have some other
undesirable
characteristics
.
"
You're a
freaking horny toad! just go
jerk off
or
something
, and get over it!"
horny toad
by
Fobugee
October 22, 2003
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