hornitude
the most awsum level of horny. it can be ranked using the Bergstein-Giraffe Test, on a Step 1 through 5 basis
hornitude by FABIO/bingo :) February 9, 2009
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hermitude
(noun) the attitude one develops from not wanting to be social, being flaky to avoid socialization, and eventual upfront honesty about not attending social events simply because one doesn't care to.
"Jordy had so much hermitude when I invited him to my bar-b-que... he said House of Cards was on Netflix and he wasn't coming."
hermitude by terradactyl June 13, 2015
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hermitude
a combination of the words 'hermit', and, 'attitude' indicating the suggestion of the 'hermetic vas' spoken of by Jung. In Jungian terminology, the Hermit is the archetypal "Wise Old Man".
The hermit, being "the primitive man who trusts the unconscious" (von Franz on Jung's 'Zofingia lectures')is one whose way of life is concerned with authenticity, the inner attitude to life, and developing one's inner and intuitive life, as opposed to playing a role in the external world of socio-politics.
The hermit, being "the primitive man who trusts the unconscious" (von Franz on Jung's 'Zofingia lectures')is one whose way of life is concerned with authenticity, the inner attitude to life, and developing one's inner and intuitive life, as opposed to playing a role in the external world of socio-politics.
hermitude by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003
hermitude
my hermitude
broken, beached moonjellies
become visible
D.W. Bender
("hermitude" as used in a haiku poem)
broken, beached moonjellies
become visible
D.W. Bender
("hermitude" as used in a haiku poem)
hermitude by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003
Holitude
I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.
Holitude by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007
herniture
A piece of herniture is a girlfriend who has moved her entire existence into a dorm room or apartment to the point where she is regarded as a permanent fixture
herniture by johnny challenger January 10, 2010
hotitude
hotitude by hellyesaguitarsolo June 12, 2011
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