hornitude

the most awsum level of horny. it can be ranked using the Bergstein-Giraffe Test, on a Step 1 through 5 basis

Fabio was experiencing such levels of HORNITUDE because he is such a boy. :)

by FABIO/bingo :) February 9, 2009

hermitude

(noun) the attitude one develops from not wanting to be social, being flaky to avoid socialization, and eventual upfront honesty about not attending social events simply because one doesn't care to.

"Jordy had so much hermitude when I invited him to my bar-b-que... he said House of Cards was on Netflix and he wasn't coming."

by terradactyl June 13, 2015

hermitude

a combination of the words 'hermit', and, 'attitude' indicating the suggestion of the 'hermetic vas' spoken of by Jung. In Jungian terminology, the Hermit is the archetypal "Wise Old Man".
The hermit, being "the primitive man who trusts the unconscious" (von Franz on Jung's 'Zofingia lectures')is one whose way of life is concerned with authenticity, the inner attitude to life, and developing one's inner and intuitive life, as opposed to playing a role in the external world of socio-politics.

For the one in hermitude, a simplicity of life and thought begins to unfold.

by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003

hermitude

the attitude of hermitage or of a hermit

my hermitude
broken, beached moonjellies
become visible

D.W. Bender
("hermitude" as used in a haiku poem)

by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003

Holitude

The bad attitude checkout clerks give you during the ever-lengthening holiday season.

I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.

by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007

herniture

A piece of herniture is a girlfriend who has moved her entire existence into a dorm room or apartment to the point where she is regarded as a permanent fixture

"Dude, you have to either throw away your herniture or make it pay rent"

by johnny challenger January 10, 2010

hotitude

The level to which somebody is hot, or attractive

Anna's hotitude is off the fucking charts.

by hellyesaguitarsolo June 12, 2011