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herniture

A piece of herniture is a girlfriend who has moved her entire existence into a dorm room or apartment to the point where she is regarded as a permanent fixture
"Dude, you have to either throw away your herniture or make it pay rent"
by johnny challenger January 10, 2010
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herbiture

a person who smokes marijuana,and or posseses it.
Eric is such an herbiture.
by Dylan Starkbrookuab March 9, 2008
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hermitude

(noun) the attitude one develops from not wanting to be social, being flaky to avoid socialization, and eventual upfront honesty about not attending social events simply because one doesn't care to.
"Jordy had so much hermitude when I invited him to my bar-b-que... he said House of Cards was on Netflix and he wasn't coming."
by terradactyl June 13, 2015
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hermitude

a combination of the words 'hermit', and, 'attitude' indicating the suggestion of the 'hermetic vas' spoken of by Jung. In Jungian terminology, the Hermit is the archetypal "Wise Old Man".
The hermit, being "the primitive man who trusts the unconscious" (von Franz on Jung's 'Zofingia lectures')is one whose way of life is concerned with authenticity, the inner attitude to life, and developing one's inner and intuitive life, as opposed to playing a role in the external world of socio-politics.
For the one in hermitude, a simplicity of life and thought begins to unfold.
by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003
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hermitude

the attitude of hermitage or of a hermit
my hermitude
broken, beached moonjellies
become visible

D.W. Bender
("hermitude" as used in a haiku poem)
by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003
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hornitude

the most awsum level of horny. it can be ranked using the Bergstein-Giraffe Test, on a Step 1 through 5 basis
Fabio was experiencing such levels of HORNITUDE because he is such a boy. :)
by FABIO/bingo :) February 9, 2009
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Cale Henituse

Why isn't there already a definition for this????
A Hot sacrificial male who "claims" he'll live as a rich slacker(never going to be true). But he decided to lead a war??? And plus he became a commander?????????
Shit I'll never ever be able to live life to the fullest without Seeing a pic of "Cale Henituse".- by a wise and honest person
by IStanHotGuys August 6, 2023
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