hornicate 

To make one sexually aroused during or before foreplay

I totally hornicated Alex the other day, she loved it

hornicate by ChipNob September 11, 2016

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

self-fornicate 

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

self-fornicate by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

fornicate 

1. To have sexual intercourse outside of marriage. Used in biblical times.

2. A less obscene way to say "fuck." Used often by Iron Mike Tyson.

1. Thou shalt not fornicate.

2. I never dreamed of fornicating with as many beautiful women as I did.

I want to talk nice to you and talk about fornicating with you and letting you suck my dick...

I may like fornicating more than other people. It's just who I am. I sacrificed so much of my life. Can I at least get laid? You know what I mean? I've been robbed of most of my money. Can I at least get a blowjob?

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you wanna, you know.

fornicate by Situation Hot July 6, 2017

horncat 

A male cat (surprisingly enough, mainly broken ones!) that frequently uses part of your body as a fucktoy.
If the cat were human, you'd call it a horndog.

{Debbie}: Man, Coco is humping your leg for the fifth time today.
{Craig}: Yeah, he's turned into one hell of a horncat!

horncat by Telephony May 11, 2018

fornicate my existence 

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

fornicate my existence by Don L December 9, 2008