hornigate

to rapidly flare and constrict the nostrils giving the appearance of an excited rabbit

Probie must be really upset! He's hornigating like mad.

by Ferny October 14, 2004

Hornygasted

When your really fucking horny, and shocked at something in the same time period.

Hornygasted: "dude she's so hot I want to fuck her brains out" -- "OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"

by BigBoy6669 June 29, 2019

hornication period

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

Horniaperlexolus

Horniaperlexolus; In where one has a condition in which they ready for sexual intercourse permanantly.

"Hey Josh, i just got diagnosed with Horniaperlexolus."
"Really?! Wanna do it?"

by zommbiejosh January 11, 2009

Hortigation

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.

Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.

by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012

Horniga

A horny black man

Person one I’m a horniga

Person two same bro

by Hshshdhhshshdh December 22, 2019

horniate

The process of purposely making yourself horny.

Huh, I feel like masturbating but I'm not that horny. Oh well I guess I'll horniate.

by gohogs525 January 8, 2010