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to rapidly flare and constrict the nostrils giving the appearance of an excited rabbit

Probie must be really upset! He's hornigating like mad.

hornigate by Ferny October 14, 2004

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Hornygasted

When your really fucking horny, and shocked at something in the same time period.

Hornygasted: "dude she's so hot I want to fuck her brains out" -- "OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"

Hornygasted by BigBoy6669 June 29, 2019

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hornication period

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

hornication period by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

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Horniaperlexolus

Horniaperlexolus; In where one has a condition in which they ready for sexual intercourse permanantly.

"Hey Josh, i just got diagnosed with Horniaperlexolus."
"Really?! Wanna do it?"

Horniaperlexolus by zommbiejosh January 11, 2009

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Hortigation

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.

Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.

Hortigation by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012

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Horniga

A horny black man

Person one I’m a horniga

Person two same bro

Horniga by Hshshdhhshshdh December 22, 2019

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horniate

The process of purposely making yourself horny.

Huh, I feel like masturbating but I'm not that horny. Oh well I guess I'll horniate.

horniate by gohogs525 January 8, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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