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hornigate

to rapidly flare and constrict the nostrils giving the appearance of an excited rabbit
Probie must be really upset! He's hornigating like mad.
by Ferny October 14, 2004
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Hornygasted

When your really fucking horny, and shocked at something in the same time period.
Hornygasted: "dude she's so hot I want to fuck her brains out" -- "OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"
by BigBoy6669 June 29, 2019
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hornication period

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft
A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006
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Horniaperlexolus

Horniaperlexolus; In where one has a condition in which they ready for sexual intercourse permanantly.
"Hey Josh, i just got diagnosed with Horniaperlexolus."
"Really?! Wanna do it?"
by zommbiejosh January 11, 2009
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Hortigation

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.
Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.
by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012
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Horniga

Person one I’m a horniga

Person two same bro
by Hshshdhhshshdh December 22, 2019
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horniate

Huh, I feel like masturbating but I'm not that horny. Oh well I guess I'll horniate.
by gohogs525 January 8, 2010
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