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Hornygasted 

When your really fucking horny, and shocked at something in the same time period.
Hornygasted: "dude she's so hot I want to fuck her brains out" -- "OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"
Hornygasted by BigBoy6669 June 29, 2019

hornication period 

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft
A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

Horniaperlexolus 

Horniaperlexolus; In where one has a condition in which they ready for sexual intercourse permanantly.
"Hey Josh, i just got diagnosed with Horniaperlexolus."
"Really?! Wanna do it?"
Horniaperlexolus by zommbiejosh January 11, 2009

Hortigation 

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.
Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.
Hortigation by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012
Person one I’m a horniga

Person two same bro
Horniga by Hshshdhhshshdh December 22, 2019

horniate 

Huh, I feel like masturbating but I'm not that horny. Oh well I guess I'll horniate.
horniate by gohogs525 January 8, 2010