When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis
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Hopey: The opposite of worrying.
Remaining hopeful; so as to not hold fear, anxiety or worry.
"Don't worry, be hopey"
~Ajahn Brahm
Remaining hopeful; so as to not hold fear, anxiety or worry.
"Don't worry, be hopey"
~Ajahn Brahm
Even though his jokes are really bad, we all remain -hopey- that Ajahn Brahm will continue to produce such clever wit.
by Playtard February 1, 2013
Get the Hopey mug.The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
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Get the holey relic mug.When someone observes something with an unnecessary amount of detail, particularly when that detail is implicit. Similar to the character Perd Hapley from NBC's Parks and Recreation.
"Now is the thesis of my paper written by me, a student of this class." "Well that's a Perd Hapley if I've ever heard one."
by yaheardwithperd February 25, 2013
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