hopley 

always horny

your just horny hopley

hopley by BekkaBabes x March 30, 2009

holeyetis

When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis

What the fuck dog. Your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. Why do you keep sniffing ass so close!

holeyetis by DarthAss March 30, 2017

Hopey

Hopey: The opposite of worrying.
Remaining hopeful; so as to not hold fear, anxiety or worry.

"Don't worry, be hopey"
~Ajahn Brahm

Even though his jokes are really bad, we all remain -hopey- that Ajahn Brahm will continue to produce such clever wit.

Hopey by Playtard February 1, 2013

Holey Banana 

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"

Holey Banana by xBSTx July 13, 2009

holey relic 

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!

holey relic by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012

Perd Hapley 

When someone observes something with an unnecessary amount of detail, particularly when that detail is implicit. Similar to the character Perd Hapley from NBC's Parks and Recreation.

"Now is the thesis of my paper written by me, a student of this class." "Well that's a Perd Hapley if I've ever heard one."

Perd Hapley by yaheardwithperd February 25, 2013

holley 

Outgoing and Loveable person. Caring a generous. Spontaneous.Can be a bitch, and often misinterpreted.

I saw Holley at the party yesterday and I couldent help but enjoy myself.

holley by HolleyMarie June 20, 2008