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When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis
What the fuck dog. Your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. Why do you keep sniffing ass so close!
holeyetis by DarthAss March 30, 2017
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haleetism 

When certain straight males cannot accept the basic facts of feminism, they call it “haleetism”. It originates in 2022, after a woman named Haleeta gave her guy friend a lesson about gender equality and, due to his giant ego, he made jokes about it and labeled things that she said “haleeta’s ideology”.
A: “Trans people are not real men or women”
B: “Don’t say it like that. You should educate yourself first before making such statement”
A: “You and your haleetism are not welcomed here”
haleetism by haleeta June 17, 2022
When someone gains career perks, promotions, or special treatment by sleeping with or dating the boss, instead of through merit. A play on “nepotism". The person benefiting is called a Honey-baby.
Jake didn’t get that raise from working hard, it’s pure Honeytism, he just shags the boss. He’s basically a Honey-baby.
HONEYTISM by Danial F August 28, 2025
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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