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When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis
What the fuck dog. Your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. Why do you keep sniffing ass so close!
holeyetis by DarthAss March 30, 2017
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haleetism 

When certain straight males cannot accept the basic facts of feminism, they call it “haleetism”. It originates in 2022, after a woman named Haleeta gave her guy friend a lesson about gender equality and, due to his giant ego, he made jokes about it and labeled things that she said “haleeta’s ideology”.
A: “Trans people are not real men or women
B: “Don’t say it like that. You should educate yourself first before making such statement”
A: “You and your haleetism are not welcomed here”
haleetism by haleeta June 17, 2022
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When someone gains career perks, promotions, or special treatment by sleeping with or dating the boss, instead of through merit. A play on “nepotism". The person benefiting is called a Honey-baby.
Jake didn’t get that raise from working hard, it’s pure Honeytism, he just shags the boss. He’s basically a Honey-baby.
HONEYTISM by Danial F August 28, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026