horley

Unimaginitive and very predictable. is "exceptionally punctual" (lol). when playing rock paper scissors (see rock paper scissors) she always picks rock even when someone says"you are going to pick rock aren't you". she is a amazing teacher who has almost no short comeings except being the worst at rock paper and scissors.....and any other game ever played
In one word...Awsome

Studnet:Miss horley do you want to play rock paper scissors?
Horley:Yes lets play.
Student:You are going to pick rock aren't you?
Horley:Maybe maybe not.
Student & horley:Rock Paper Scissors
(miss Horley picks rocks and student picks burmese python.)
Student:So predictable

horley by jollotta November 29, 2007

Horley

the sussiest guy on earth who lives in his HorleyShed™ and sweats on kids on CoD Warzone on the PS4
he is so sussy i swear he is the definition of sus go look up sus you will see Horley

Horley is so sus

Horley by CattyMeowy May 22, 2022

Horley

Horley is the physical state of being both sexually aroused and unwell with flu-like symptoms. Being horley is being both horny and poorly simultaneously.

Archibald: How are you this morning Percival, still poorly?
Percival: Morning Archibald, I am actually so horley that I just sneezed my way through a full orgasm.
Archibald: Oh wow, and how was that?
Percival: It was both unsettling and magical.

Horley by Gladys66 September 3, 2019

HORLEY

All the shops are shut because it smells of despair and wee. The only saving grace for this mish mash of new estates and 60's bleakness is nothing at all because it is truly terrible. Angry young men strut around talking like gypsy cockneys and their sportswear and Pandora clad spouses reduce the bravest heart to jelly.

"Wanna got to Horley? - Do I fuck!"

HORLEY by STREAKY_BACON January 6, 2021

Michael Horley

The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.

“Michael Horley, that little bitch is gonna have to grow up without a daddy.”

Michael Horley by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021

Emma Horley 

The antagonist of the Crossed Boundaries’ sequel: The Waters We Lie Low, and the daughter of Michael Horley. After the disappearance of her father, Emma was forced to live with relatives. Upon finding out the person responsible for the Blood Creek fire was never found, which was the presumed location of her father’s death, she set out to find The Strained and exact her revenge.
Although it is difficult to determine Emma’s role as an antagonist since she technically isn’t bad, the second part is through The Strained’s point of view.

“It’s all right there, and they mentioned her name as well, in the paper’s text, it read Emma Horley.”

Emma Horley by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021

Glass Harley 

An Australian term relating to the ingestion of methamphetimine via a glass pipe or lightbulb. (To ride the Glass Harley.)

Mate, Damo's fucked up. He's been ridin' the glass harley 5 days straight now.

Glass Harley by eatyourpeas October 23, 2014