holey 

1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"

1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!

holey by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

holey 

When a girl has some HUGE cleavage. When a woman's cleavage is so huge it's as if she only has two boobs and no sternum.

Man, look at that girl, she's so hot with her holey.

That bitches titties are HUGE. She got that HOLEY!

holey by 44MOB June 24, 2010

Holey 

Hō-lee

Adverb describing women who dress inappropriately when going to church or a church function.

Jen: Trish dressed so holey today, hipsters and a visible thong at church, dear god.

Kathy: I know right? She is such a trashy skank.

Holey by wordbob August 1, 2010

Holey Banana 

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"

Holey Banana by xBSTx July 13, 2009

holey relic 

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!

holey relic by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012

holey moley 

a phrase used in extreme disbelief, when you're speechless

H- no way! it that bowling for soup naké
J- HOLEY MOLEY!

holey moley by glensten harrisonion 3rd December 28, 2005

holey trinity 

When a woman is penetrated by 3 guys at the same time, (not to be confused with Holy Trinity).

Sharon Peters (fake name) has guys pay her for the holey trinity. Her ugly sister, Lisa Peters (fake name) has to pay the guys.

holey trinity by Tuna Bitch January 20, 2009