hoonis 

Another word for penis

I think with my hoonis.

hoonis by Josh February 14, 2005

cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

Hoovishly 

What I foolishly believe to be upon the get high road

With all relative certitudiness I hoovishly spooge my ebonix over the interwebs

Hoovishly by casper will cock for food June 11, 2013

Hoonigan 

A person who operates a motor vehicle in an aggressive and unorthodox manner, consisting of, but not limited to, drifting, burn outs, doughnuts as well as acts of automotive aeronautics. One who f@#king hoons.

Did you see that guy jumps, he is one crazy hoonigan

Hoonigan by The lol monkey May 27, 2015

hooning 

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

hooning by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010

French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

French Hornist by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006

hoonigan 

noun,see hoon or hooning: a person who participates in any type of reckless driving including but not limited to drifting, drag racing, and burnouts

did you see that car blow by?, stupid hoonigan

hoonigan by bigalaska904 March 16, 2011