Hooning

When you vomit so hard that you queef at the same time.

Kelly: "Have you seen Becky?"

Jessica: "I think she's in the upstairs bathroom hooning"

by Spailey December 08, 2015

Hooning

Not as sweet as you might think ...

Damn she really sounds like a Hooning

by Xx_69_Gesseltje_69_xX April 20, 2021

Hooning

to have sex with somebody

I hooned her.
i hooned last night.
Want to hoon?
Had a great night hooning!!

by The Elliots October 25, 2008

hooning

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

by Kiwi Jones June 27, 2010

hoon

In New Zealand slang, a hoon is a puff of a vape or e-cigarette - the equivalent of a drag of a regular cigarette. Some people may refer to the vape itself as a hoon or a hoonage.

“Oi Brandon can I have a hoon bro”

by Sulfur Sea Sponge June 09, 2019

hoon

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!!

by Onetrack March 18, 2004

Hoon

According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.

Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...

by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012