hootis

noun: A synonym for any object you forget the name of or simply prefer to call hootis.

"Have you seen the hootis we use to open jars?"
I thought I put the hootis away.

by 007Girl February 3, 2010

hootis

a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.

hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.

by jasoniowa October 3, 2006

hootis

Generalized term for any given item or body part

Shut the hell up or I will kick you in the hootis!

by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009

Hootis

a home-made, often crude, often cheap, marijuana-smoking device which can be disposed of or hidden easily in the event of a raid

"you got your piece, bro?"
"nah, man, the fuzz took that shit. I made me a hootis."

by samzilla88 December 8, 2009

hootis

Greasy, nasty, skanky ass ho that should never be touched or spoken to.

Look at the nasty hootis chick over there, get back, don't let it touch you!

by The Gnome/Penguin December 7, 2003

hootis

Unexplainably odd, gross, sickening, freakish.

Ruff went to the Midway and the chick had a hootis mole.

We've got rats, hootis rats.

by Husker October 15, 2003

homotism

Homotism is the expression of man’s exclusive focus on himself because of an erroneous belief that homo sapiens (mankind), the sole surviving species of the genus homo, is superior to all other species on earth and that this superiority gives mankind dominance and rights over all other life forms.

Homotism erroneously proposes that human characteristics, such as consciousness, altruism, intelligence, culture, creativity, morality, warfare, language, problem solving, monogamy, family, tool use, invention, innovation, flexibility, spirit, grieving and soul are behaviors reserved exclusively for mankind.

newly coined word by Victor Ciuccio Ph.D.

Homotism is the engine that drives climate change denial. It is homotistical for extractionist industries to abuse the commons. Every corporate shareholder meeting should have activists there to halt homotistical biases camouflaged
as shareholder fiduciary responsibility.

by Beppe November 22, 2018