hoonery

(Noun) The active descriptive form of the word "hoon:"

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..

2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

"What sort of hoonery are we getting up to today?"

by advanceatspeed August 5, 2017

hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

by tomayto July 6, 2009

hooners

something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.

interjection: "Hooners!"

by beand May 26, 2010

hooneynana

A hooneynana is a word used to describe either male or female genitalia. Hooneynana is a word that was first used by ancient Mayan tribes during sexual acts to describe ones reproductive organ.

“Her hooneynana was as pink as a day lily, and it was deeper than the Mariana Trench”
“I snooped his hooneynana under the covers while he was asleep”
“Her hooneynana hangs like the sleeve of a wizard”

by Mr. Hooneynana May 28, 2021

hornery

horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any

Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.

by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004

Hoofery

The place that you take your mini horse to be hoofed.

Christine took her mini horse, Reg, to get hoofed at the hoofery.

by Sally Jane What's Her Face April 27, 2012

hornery

adj. A general cantankerousness experienced in times of erotic drought.

I thought it was PMS, but I realized my girl was just hornery.

by Silvio Rabioso August 5, 2009