Hoonered 

Hoonered

I have drunk so much I am hoonered

Hoonered by Smilerk April 8, 2023

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

Hoovered

Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)

She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?

Hoovered by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.

Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.

Hoovered by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021

Hoopered

When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.

DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?

Hoopered by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009

hookered out 

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.

The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?

hookered out by core J August 29, 2005

hoodered 

To get spied upon, stalked, and then screwed over at work by a co-worker using information of the internet.

Did you hear about Tom? Sue found out about him selling stuff online while he was at work and hoodered him.

hoodered by Chister April 6, 2010