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hookertoot

When a mother fights with a kid because she is the same age at mind.
This hookertoot is gonna lose her kids.
by Good-dad21# June 24, 2021
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HookerHooves

Hookers and Prostitutes walk a lot and I mean a lot and they don't always have the most comfortable shoes and often times they have high heels or FUCKME PUMPS with several inch heels but even if not AND they have a more comfortAble shoes often they walk so much that their feet are often times blistered, cracked and it's not a pretty sight and it almost looks like a horse hoof or some kind of animal hoof that just been overworked and definitely not pampered and that's what you call HookerHooves or #HookerHooves. In addition a lot of prostitutes don't take care of their body and even if they don't walk that much their feet are often times still HookerHooves because they walk just enough and they don't take care of their body and they're doing drugs so their body is just depleted and ran down so either way they're in HookerVilleUSA with HookerHooves and they should take some of that money and go get a pedicure instead of buying drugs.
Damn that Prostitute Escort gal Jillian Jones sure does have some HookerHooves!! Her feet are jacked up!! Cracked up!! And they surely need to be made UP!!
by VannaSweets April 16, 2021
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hookerbot

n. A female (or sometime male) robot who sells her (or his) robot body for carnal pleasures
Origins: compound word derived from the words "hooker" and "robot"
"Jude Law played a hookerbot in the movie AI"
by babylon1125 May 25, 2006
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Honkertoot

Stonerism for a BIG Honkertooting cannabis bud.

The size of that HONKER!!!!
HONKERTOOT!
Look at the size of that Honkertoot!
by TigerToeTurtle July 4, 2020
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hookertown

We headin to Hookertown for OJ's bachelor party!
by Budgin' August 15, 2016
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Hookerpotamus

A corpulant prostitute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her skanky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra tits. They roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. They feed on KFC and buckets of sperm.
A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?

B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!

A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.
by lerpaderpaderpityderp June 18, 2011
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hookerbot

n.- a MySpace bot that typically uses a risqué profile picture designed to spam friend request and messages to random users, often for advertising purposes
Origins:loosely referencing Hookerbot 5000 from the TV show "Futurama"
I have to deny at least 3 hookerbots everyday from my MySpace.
by Rinerdar August 7, 2007
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