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The way a girl looks when she gets out of the shower and all her mascara and eyeliner is piled under her eyes, making her look like a hooker mixed with a raccoon. Thus, hookercoon.
"Hey, is my makeup running?"

"Yeah, you look like a total hookercoon."
by elizard_28 July 28, 2013
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