Hookercoon

The way a girl looks when she gets out of the shower and all her mascara and eyeliner is piled under her eyes, making her look like a hooker mixed with a raccoon. Thus, hookercoon.

"Hey, is my makeup running?"

"Yeah, you look like a total hookercoon."

Hookercoon by elizard_28 September 1, 2013

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HookerHooves

Hookers and Prostitutes walk a lot and I mean a lot and they don't always have the most comfortable shoes and often times they have high heels or FUCKME PUMPS with several inch heels but even if not AND they have a more comfortAble shoes often they walk so much that their feet are often times blistered, cracked and it's not a pretty sight and it almost looks like a horse hoof or some kind of animal hoof that just been overworked and definitely not pampered and that's what you call HookerHooves or #HookerHooves. In addition a lot of prostitutes don't take care of their body and even if they don't walk that much their feet are often times still HookerHooves because they walk just enough and they don't take care of their body and they're doing drugs so their body is just depleted and ran down so either way they're in HookerVilleUSA with HookerHooves and they should take some of that money and go get a pedicure instead of buying drugs.

Damn that Prostitute Escort gal Jillian Jones sure does have some HookerHooves!! Her feet are jacked up!! Cracked up!! And they surely need to be made UP!!

HookerHooves by VannaSweets April 16, 2021