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Hook you up
The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:
1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.
1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.
Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?
Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.
Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?
Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!
Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.
Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?
Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!
Hook you up by DeeeFoo May 4, 2017
Hook You Crippled
To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.
Hook You Crippled by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011
hook you up
hook you up by K Dum June 3, 2016
I'll hook you up with the good parts.
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
I'll hook you up with the good parts. by feed the dogs January 4, 2021
you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!
you hook the gas mask up to the bizong! by roachroast24 December 17, 2008
get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook
If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.
get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook by barber of seville November 27, 2020
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