He wants to kinda have sex with you but not really.
I want to hook you.
by alley :): April 4, 2017
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The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:

1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.
Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?

Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.

Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?

Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!
by DeeeFoo May 4, 2017
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To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.
D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"
by VoodooPuppy March 25, 2011
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Sort ya out with a product or commodity
I can hook you up mate!
by K Dum April 20, 2016
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I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
by feed the dogs January 4, 2021
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