Definitions by barber of seville

one foot in the urinal 

Doing electrical work while putting oneself at risk by working with body grounded.

Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.

one foot in the urinal by barber of seville July 31, 2022

head up and locked 

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

head up and locked by barber of seville May 17, 2021

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook 

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook by barber of seville November 27, 2020

ticket little 

A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.

Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".

Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.

ticket little by barber of seville September 25, 2020

feathering your nest 

Placing lengths of toilet paper on the seat before mounting, to ensure none of your bare ass contacts it.

Never sit on a public toilet without feathering your nest.

feathering your nest by barber of seville June 13, 2019

mea culpa 

mea culpa = Latin for "my fault"

Part of a prayer, in Latin " mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa" -- meaning "my fault, my fault, my greatest fault"

mea culpa by barber of seville May 26, 2019

wet from the egg 

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

wet from the egg by barber of seville May 25, 2019