hoofbag

An old sock what's not been washed for a long time.

Where's me hoofbags? They crept into me room while I was asleep and went for me throat!

by Stainie March 29, 2010

hoofball

A particularly unattractive form of football practiced by Heart of Midlothian. It involves the hoof, a long punt up the pitch by either the goalkeeper or defenders, making sure that the ball travels at least 40 yards in the air. Typically Hearts employ the hoof around 50-60 times per game. Spectators watching hoofball on a regular basis suffer from a variety of complaints; depression and neck ache from staring at the sky for 90 minutes are the two most common.

Heart of Midlothian were totally outplayed; their reliance on hoofball with only one striker only served to emphasise the incompetence of their coaching staff.

by S. Frail November 18, 2007

hoozbag

hoe; ass; fag;

You're such a hoozbag

by xxxewwitssu February 18, 2011

hoorbag

a female fond of cock - without financial gain

i got off with a right hoorbag last night

by tittyboy September 10, 2005

Hoobag

1. A female who is slutty and is always down for some fun.
2. A girl who can easily be used and forgotten.

Hey bro, wanna go to the club and pick up some hoobags?
or
Yo lets call up some hoobags and start a party.

by SGreezy April 8, 2010

hootbag

(noun): a ruthless, immoral, senseless broad who's actions often deem her to be slutty, and/or a whore.

Johnny: "What do you think of Britney bro?"

Cory: "Aw man she's a total "hootbag"."

by oBOMB February 3, 2012

hoofage

a very bodacious butt on a female. comparable to the term junk in the trunk. in order for a girl to have hoofage you must be able to grasp her butt from the bottom of the cheeks and still have it overhang. a nice firm butt is preferable but as long as it looks nice this term is applicable.

When I see my girlfriend standing with just her panties im like damn she has some hoofage.

by love my girl August 19, 2009