Hoofback

A large, mysterious callus that forms on someone’s back — allegedly from the process of birth.

“My kid’s got Hoofback so bad we have to keep him caged in the stable at night. The neighbors keep asking if we bought a pony.”

by tyonud October 31, 2025

hoodback

This is the lower part of one’s hood.

After she went gagagaga he used his hoodback to box her.

by Unclepine February 20, 2020

Hooflacker

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

by doofle February 9, 2012