Hoofnagle
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Hufnagled
When you're working on a simple task and someone fucks your brain so hard that you are no longer able to complete that task.
I was working on reimaging this desktop and then Ron came over and hufnagled me. Now I don't know what the fuck to do so I'm just not going to do it at all.
Hufnagled by StrongArmRon November 6, 2018
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Hoofnagle • hofnagle • hoofnaggle • Hoofnargle • hoonage • Hoefaglet • hoofage • Hufnagled • Hulfnagle • hope nagler
hoofage
a very bodacious butt on a female. comparable to the term junk in the trunk. in order for a girl to have hoofage you must be able to grasp her butt from the bottom of the cheeks and still have it overhang. a nice firm butt is preferable but as long as it looks nice this term is applicable.
hoofage by love my girl August 19, 2009
Hoofnargle
Hoofnargle by captain_feathersword January 4, 2022
Hoefaglet
someone who is a major bitch! this is a huge insult! they are a whore and they act like an asshole to everyone! major hooker. this is an extremely bitchy asshole that everyone just wants to give a good punch in the face to.
Guy: Did you talk to Anna today?
Girl: Yeah she was being such a Hoefaglet
Guy: I know i hate that bitch
Girl: me too!
Girl: Yeah she was being such a Hoefaglet
Guy: I know i hate that bitch
Girl: me too!
Hoefaglet by afropuff696969 December 12, 2009
Hulfnagle
Hulfnagle by anthony sten November 14, 2012
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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