Hoofnagle

A device on a multi tool to finagle a stone from a horses hoof. A professor at UW

My horse needed the help of a hoofnagle to walk again

by Rusagesam January 19, 2018

Hufnagled

When you're working on a simple task and someone fucks your brain so hard that you are no longer able to complete that task.

I was working on reimaging this desktop and then Ron came over and hufnagled me. Now I don't know what the fuck to do so I'm just not going to do it at all.

by StrongArmRon November 6, 2018

hoonage

Aggressively flogging a car, but in a manner that stops just short of reckless.

Taking that turn sideways at 60 miles per hour? That's some serious hoonage.

by dearyou July 1, 2007

hoofage

a very bodacious butt on a female. comparable to the term junk in the trunk. in order for a girl to have hoofage you must be able to grasp her butt from the bottom of the cheeks and still have it overhang. a nice firm butt is preferable but as long as it looks nice this term is applicable.

When I see my girlfriend standing with just her panties im like damn she has some hoofage.

by love my girl August 19, 2009

Hoofnargle

To devour greedily with no regard for manners

Watch out or Michael is going to hoofnargle all of those biscuits

by captain_feathersword January 4, 2022

Hoefaglet

someone who is a major bitch! this is a huge insult! they are a whore and they act like an asshole to everyone! major hooker. this is an extremely bitchy asshole that everyone just wants to give a good punch in the face to.

Guy: Did you talk to Anna today?
Girl: Yeah she was being such a Hoefaglet
Guy: I know i hate that bitch
Girl: me too!

by afropuff696969 December 12, 2009

Hulfnagle

To jump over a table, dukes of hazard style and tackle smaller children

To break up the fight he hulfnagled over the lunch table

by anthony sten November 14, 2012