Definitions by Stainie

hoofbag 

An old sock what's not been washed for a long time.

Where's me hoofbags? They crept into me room while I was asleep and went for me throat!

hoofbag by Stainie March 29, 2010

hoofcover 

Worn out article of footwear or shoe worn by a welfare dependant person or looser.

Where have I left my hoofcovers? My 'oofs (feet) are cold!

hoofcover by Stainie March 29, 2010

scrippie

prescription

I asked my doctor for a scrippie to sort my piles out.

scrippie by Stainie March 29, 2010

pod 

an amputee person who has had both legs removed but still has arms so has to use a wheelchair.

Hey, who's that guy with no legs in a wheelchair? That's patrick the pod, he had both his legs amputated because of excessive smoking!

pod by Stainie March 29, 2010

rollerpig 

unattractive wheelchair user especially female: quoted in film There's Something About Mary.

I'd like to meet that girl again! Who, the rollerpig?

rollerpig by Stainie March 29, 2010

coffinstalker 

A sex predator who pursues encounters with a near dead terminally ill person to satisfy a peverse desire.

We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.

coffinstalker by Stainie March 29, 2010