Stainie's definitions

hoofcover

Worn out article of footwear or shoe worn by a welfare dependant person or looser.

Where have I left my hoofcovers? My 'oofs (feet) are cold!

by Stainie March 29, 2010

hoofbag

An old sock what's not been washed for a long time.

Where's me hoofbags? They crept into me room while I was asleep and went for me throat!

by Stainie March 29, 2010

rollerpig

unattractive wheelchair user especially female: quoted in film There's Something About Mary.

I'd like to meet that girl again! Who, the rollerpig?

by Stainie March 29, 2010

pod

an amputee person who has had both legs removed but still has arms so has to use a wheelchair.

Hey, who's that guy with no legs in a wheelchair? That's patrick the pod, he had both his legs amputated because of excessive smoking!

by Stainie March 29, 2010

scrippie

prescription

I asked my doctor for a scrippie to sort my piles out.

by Stainie March 29, 2010

coffinstalker

A sex predator who pursues encounters with a near dead terminally ill person to satisfy a peverse desire.

We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.

by Stainie March 29, 2010